I need to invent a way of drawing little pictures that can be attached to an email so that "visually-oriented" people can GET WHAT I AM SAYING TO THEM, without assuming - because they apparently understand NOTHING I have told them = that I am actually emailing them to say something like, instead of "I'm having trouble with step fourteen, but steps ( Read more... )

Dear Scene Queen Haironista,

I was with you about that story right up to the point that you claimed that the company you were interviewing at had a dress code that, because they didn't like your dyed hair, was "probably unconstitutional ( Read more... )

Dear Yes-On-Prop-8...persons,

Trust me on this one. You really, really, really do not want to go here. You really, really do not want to make this retroactively apply to the existing marriages in California. You really, really don't, even if you think you do ( Read more... )

- You know, it's not spelled "jist ( Read more... )

I DO NOT CARE IF IT IS "ALMOST HERE," MOTHERFUCKERS, CALL ME AGAIN WHEN IT IS. I WILL HAPPILY PAY RIDIC AMOUNTS OF MONEY FOR IT, BUT NOT FOR STATEMENTS OF "IT'S ALMOST HERE".

Of course, now I at least know the name.*rageface ( Read more... )

I am going to quit my job and go to work at a fast food restaurant, I swear to fucking god.

Fuck interns, I need a clone. I have three essays percolating in my head: The nature of the story, how Fight Club is coming true, and my life is so surreal that someone, somewhere is painting power tools. I have little to no time to write them. But I will make a valiant effort to bore everyone silly next week ( Read more... )

I...am seriously going to kill something ( Read more... )

If you don't realise that the Taming of Beauty series, or whatever the hell it is, by Anne Rice, is SIMPLY AND ONLY wall-to-wall porncarpeting, you should not even be READING IT ( Read more... )

Rather than working, I am stuck in an infinite loop wherein I try to find my thumb drive because I cannot rest until I find it.

This despite the fact that it's probably in my car (I did some incautious flinging-of-things yesterday) and I think I saw Jimmy Hoffa in there the last time I looked under the boxes ( Read more... )